Monday, August 4, 2008

A True Unadulterated 3 Fingered Moment

Wow!!! A true Three Fingered Moment. I won't mention who this happened to, I must protect the guilty, but a valuable lesson was learned by a certain (you know who you are) person on Thursday night.

Never, ever keep a cell phone in your pocket that might accidently speed dial someone while orally composing a pornographic novel. It just might be recorded in all its *ahem* glory on their voicemail. And if this does happen, pray that it is not a female friend that receives said erotic saga on her voicemail. The only thing that can make it worse is if her voice mail times out and your phone dials her again thereby leaving a continuation of the previous train of thought.

If this ever happens to you, you must hope she has a good sense of humor or you might be visited by badged personnel in the middle of the night.

What is this sick, sick world coming to? I understand the story had something about teenaged, hitchhiking nuns in it, but my sources are vague as to the veracity of this rumor.

1 comment:

Scott Smith said...

Hey Frank, Scott Smith here. Looks like you are up here now. Let's get a beer and catch up. It's been over 15 years since we last spoke. Ping me!